169 - Babies by Mike Matney Photography on Flickr.
current mood: the bartender from soul eater
i-hate-myself-so-much-i-am-numb:
my uncle is a priest and he’s staying over for a couple days how the fuck am i supposed to watch supernatural and read fanfiction with his righteousness here
Sacrifice him to Satan
no he’s making mac and cheese for dinner
maybe tomorrowI admire your ability to keep your priorities straight.
Some profanity I’d like to hear more often:
- “For the sake of fuck”
- “For shitting out loud”
- “For the fuck of God”
- “Don’t go fucking yourself in the foot”
- “I hope I don’t fuck the toaster on this”
- “No. No. A million fucks no.”
- “I fucked myself into a corner”
- “Halfdick”
- “Cocktard”
- “Shitbeak”
- “Cuntsteak”
- “Dunderfuck”
Little Link .
OHMYGOSHTHATISTHECUTESTTHINGIHAVEEVERSEENINMYWHOLEENTIRELIFE.
OMG I will always reblog this
(Source: littlee-weird)
You’re much stronger than you think you are
I’m never gonna pass off the chance to reblog this because hell, sometimes knowing that some one fictional will be there in times like there really does help.
This makes me love Superman even more.
(Source: kelleycarries)
Dogs make everything better
THIS IS THE ONLY POST ON TUMBLR THAT MATTERS
And that’s the most frustrating thing about depression. It isn’t always something you can fight back against with hope. It isn’t even something — it’s nothing. And you can’t combat nothing. You can’t fill it up. You can’t cover it. It’s just there, pulling the meaning out of everything. That being the case, all the hopeful, proactive solutions start to sound completely insane in contrast to the scope of the problem.
It would be like having a bunch of dead fish, but no one around you will acknowledge that the fish are dead. Instead, they offer to help you look for the fish or try to help you figure out why they disappeared.
(x)You know when you read something that’s so accurate that you don’t know how to words?
Yeah.So glad this was brought back.
(Source: theclearlydope)
when people try to speak on the behalf of entire fandoms
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to
operationinfuriatedpunishment:
Baby ducks are ruining the sanctity of marriage.
God damn motherduckers
adam and eve, not huey and louie
(Source: mymagicaljourney)
